I'm a peanut...

Searching for peanut stories that will make you laugh and smile?  Well, I am back to tell you a story about my week!  


Mom snuck up on me and took a picture of me when she got off work... can you tell I was so bored waiting for her to be done for the day?  I cannot wait for work to be over everyday... I lay on the bed most of the day and listen to her drone on about things I have no desire to learn... every morning she tells me it is time for work and I follow her upstairs to her office.  I jump up on the bed and the boring stuff begins... two best parts of our day?  Lunch and quitting time...   

I make my rounds during the day to make sure our home is secure and alert her of any suspicious activity... sometimes she appreciates it and other times, not so much... taking care of the house and my mom is my job and I do love my job!  

I decided to high jack my mom's blog today to tell you all about my latest experience at the vet... can you believe I had to go their again?  I mean come on... I feel like I live there!  Why anyone thinks I need to go this often is beyond me! I had to get shots too!  They said I needed my yearly shots and I was like ummm... seriously parents?  Why did no one not discuss this with me before I jumped into the car?  I mean, I think I deserve a heads up for crying out loud!  How do you know I will even want these and perhaps I would have changed my mind on going for a ride in the car after all...    

When I walked in there, I was the only pooch in the waiting area which was a plus.  I did not have to worry about any other dogs getting up into my business... sometimes I just want to be left alone, especially when I do not know why I am here or what to expect... so we got checked in and stood there, and stood there... you get the idea, waiting is not my forte'.  A guy left with his dog and I thought I was going into the room next, but then a short little person who cried and was unstable on his feet came bounding out of the next exam room and was heading straight for me!

My parents said he was called a baby... he walked right up to me and I was like uh parents, what is this?  His mom was too busy with his four legged brother... I was like hello people, I have never been around one of these before.  What am I supposed to do?  He's laying on the floor now like he thinks I am ok with this... I got really stiff and then the best thing in the world happened, my name was called and I was like whew... I can leave these two legged and four legged kids behind... later tater, I gotta go... 

Of course when I walked in I heard a bunch of things being discussed about heart worm testing, and heart worm meds, and shots, and toe nail trim... I stood there and was like nu uh... I am not sticking around here parents, I walked over to the door and jumped up like we need to get the heck outta here peeps... no shots, no testing, no blood work, let's go STAT!  

No one listened to me of course and then a strange doctor walked in and I was like wait a minute, I do not know this doctor, where is my lady that I love?  The one I roll over for and let her rub my belly, we are best friends, why do I need to see someone new?  I like my lady... is no one listening to me?  Parents, I thought we had gone over this before!  I like my person, she gives the best belly rubs, I just roll over and let her do whatever she wants! And then you expect me to want to let this new person touch me?  I am not thinking I approve of this... you know I like routine, you are messing with my routine here... 

This new lady asked if I was taking my trazadone.  I was like ok, she knows absolutely NOTHING about me, I do not even need that stuff anymore... maybe they can just go and get my doctor, you know the one who knows so much about me... and everything will be fine then because one, I do not like the way that med makes me feel... and two I do so well with my new doctor... I like coming here, but do not put me back on those darn pills!  I will not stand for it, I cannot let this happen again... I want out of here... Then I heard her say oh good, I like to hear when they no longer need the meds... I was like ok, another close call, maybe I need to pay closer attention, she doesn't want to medicate me!  I can deal with that, maybe I should give her a chance after all?  The jury is still out, I will see how this visit goes and then let you know how I feel once I am safely in the car...

I got my shot, and I whimpered a little, those darn things hurt!  I had to swallow something else which I did NOT like, and then I got blood work done, and my nails... I was pretty good even my parents said so... I was so happy to be done, I jumped up when I was finished and tried to run out the door before they changed their mind and wanted to treat me like an alien with more testing!  I think I was poked and prodded enough for one visit... or ten... we ran to the car, or at least I did and said let's gooooo... I need to get home ASAP so I can watch my shows!  

Mom has been telling me what a good boy I have been and my parents praised me for being nice to the baby.  Honestly, he wasn't so bad once I knew what he was... I just wasn't sure if he wanted to play, or eat my face off, or what he expected from me.  I decided babies are not so bad... I may even like them... hey, maybe I can get my own baby and then I will have a play mate to play with whenever I want... maybe I will have to ask my parents about that one.

My grandma came over to visit me this week and it was so nice to see her.  Do you know it has been forever since I have seen her last?  I am a grandma's boy... I love her to the moon and back!  My grandma is the bestest.  She pets me and plays with me and just loves all over me which I am a huge fan of because I should always be the center of attention you know...  I mean, I am a big deal around here... they do what I want and come running when I tell them something is not right.  

Do you know I have my daddy trained to get my toys when I drop them in areas I cannot reach them?  Sometimes I do it on purpose if I think he is not paying enough attention to me... and sometimes I just like to keep life interesting around here.  Shhh... do not share that with him, he just thinks I am an innocent baby who needs his daddy to do things for him.  

Well, I had better get going... mom says it's time to go to work... Have a happy Tuesday, off to work I go...


She does catch me at the most inopportune times like when I am yawning because I am so bored... is it quitting time yet?

If you want to read more about me, click to read past stories... I promise you will not be disappointed...







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